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Rash Shampoo

Most hair does not fit neatly into the limited options offered by other companies.

Rash are proud to present the most comprehensive range of shampoos available anywhere in the world!

Your hair changes from day to day, so we only sell the complete set, to make absolutely certain you have the shampoo you need every time!

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Rash Aging Products

Fed up being refused cigarettes and alcohol because you're under age? Then try our award winning aging products. Our wrinkle cream and hair thinning lotion have been proved to work in scientific tests.

Rash Wrinkle Cream
Warning: Contains concentrated acid.
In case of skin contact seek medical attention.

Rash Hair Thinning Lotion
Apply in moderation. Completely bald heads can look youthful.

Rash Eye Dimmer
For that authentic 'gone away' look.

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Rash Holistic Make-Up

Given up on your face?
Other parts of your body may still be presentable. So try our whole body make-up range.

Available products include:
Buttock Blusher
Elbow Grease
Ear Shadow
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Rash Foundation Creams

Feel like a day off work? Then try our 'sicky' range of foundation creams. For several days off work, the gangrene combo never fails.

Available colours include:
Jaundice Yellow
Puke Green
Fever Red


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Rash Odourants

Feel claustrophobic?
Then try our range of odourants.
They guarantee your personal space.

Available odours include:
Stale Urine
Old Socks
Fresh Skunk
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Rash Lipstick

Need to lose weight?
Then try our lipsticks. The unique blend of colour and superglue will literally stick your lips together.

Available strengths include::
half hour
48 hour
Eternal


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NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! ! NEW ! ! !

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Rash Shampoo

Most hair does not fit neatly into the limited options offered by other companies.

Rash are proud to present the most comprehensive range of shampoos available anywhere in the world!

Your hair changes from day to day, so we only sell the complete set, to make absolutely certain you have the shampoo you need every time!

buy

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