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ENVIRODOZE
Reduce your carbon footprint

Lose the will to eat or travel or do anything.
Guaranteed to put you into a semi vegative state.
Contents: 20 tablets
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ENVIRODOZE+
Remove your carbon footprint

Permanently halts all activity harmful to the environment. Guaranteed to terminate brain and heart functions.
Contents: 1 tablet
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CYLINDER BRICKS

Halve your fuel consumption!

You've heard of toilet bricks, well now you can do the same for your car. Simply remove the cylinder head and drop in one or two of these handy bricks.
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MOUSE FLAP

Do you really care about animals?

Many of us have cat flaps to allow cats in and out of our homes, but these totally exclude other animals. The Mouse Flap gives all small mammals equal opportunities.
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K9 BIOCONVERTER

Transforms our waste to food your dog will love.
New model with odour alarm!

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