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Support the goverment austerity package
and help get the country out of the recession !

These innovative products will help show your friends and neighbours that you are doing your bit.


Manneken Pis fat separator
Shows everyone you save your surplus fat.

"Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful " The wise dictum of Simon Cowell was never more amply realised than in this elegant and practical fat-separator whose nozzle is modelled on the famous statue of a little boy relieving himself in Brussels. In case of skin contact seek medical attention.

(Not available in our Bedford branch)
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Socks

ODDSOCK

50% CHEAPER THAN A REGULAR PAIR OF SOCKS
How many times have you thrown away a perfectly good sock because you couldn't find the other one.
With ODDSOCK you will never throw away another sock ever again.
One each of every sock design ever made!

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jaundice

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Feast or Famine

KEEP UP APPEARANCES EVEN IF YOU ARE
HAVING TROUBLE PAYING THE BILLS!

Show anyone who looks in through your window that you are having a gorgeous Nigella-style feast, when you are actually eating an austerity cheese sandwich.

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